The Apocalypse is Here

Burger King is closed. Yes, closed. I believe the apocalypse is here.

The power went out so the city could work on the power lines, or so the assistant manager says.

I can’t exactly say I’m disappointed, but I can’t say I want the apocalypse either. I feel like I’d be the first or last to go because, I mean, Starbucks. I would probably get killed in the purge or the zombies would take me for a ride off a cliff. If that doesn’t happen then I would just live in a Starbucks and forget about the world.

I think we, America, need to open an underground Starbucks to save the teenage girl society.

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