Bad Bird

Some say it’s magical when they win, others say “I hate it, but I love it” when they describe it. I say, “Flappy Bird” is crazy, useless and dumb. I’m over the obsession. Please make it stop. We don’t need a game that teachers accidently call “Floppy Bird.” The bird doesn’t even look like a bird! More like a fly with a face of a duck. WHY?! It just reminds me of Mario with the green tubes. Let’s just try to stop this whole obsession. Because, let’s face it, it’s not an obsession. It’s more like a curse that makes us want to play knock-off Mario/Angry Birds games.